[ITP: Dealing with problems!]

[youmustlickit]

[Following this thread, you've filled up your SYLLADEX with a couple of changes of clothes, some scalemates, and your laptop, and headed for your MOIRAIL'S CABINHIVE.

Now you're standing outside the door and knocking.]

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[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[updatefuckass]

IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF HATE, YOU BULGELICKING FUCKBRAINED NOOKHAT!

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

STOP 1T
BOTH OF YOU
1M NOT GO1NG TO 4USP1CT1C3 FOR YOU GUYS

[updatefuckass]

I JUST SAID IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF
OH FUCK IT.

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

[Terezi: Be way more up front about things than your usual cagey bullshit.

You can do that, but there's the slightly unexpected side-effect of FLIPPING OUT A LITTLE.]

W3LL 1T *1S* H4RD OK4Y??
1TS H4RD 4ND 1M SC4R3D 1M GO1NG TO FUCK UP
OR TH4T TOMORROW MORN1NG 1M GO1NG TO W4K3 UP 4ND F1ND OUT 1 D13D ON TH4T STUP1D ROCK
OR TH4T K4RK4T D1D
OR YOU D13D FOR GOOD DO1NG SOM3TH1NG 1N YOUR STUP1D FUCK3D UP S3SS1ON!
1M NOT SUPPOS3D TO F33L FLUSH3D L1K3 TH1S FOR TWO P3OPL3!
TH4T 1SNT SUPPOS3D TO H4PP3N 4ND 1M H4V1NG 4 L1TTL3 B1T OF 4 H4RD T1M3 D34L1NG W1TH 1T, OK4Y?!

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

>:[
...SO

[updatefuckass]

[You really are just glad Dave took the brunt of that rant.]

SO.

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

...OK4Y

[updatefuckass]

[Whether they believe it or not, you've seen this before. Those SHITTY ROMCOMS everyone keeps making fun of you over have prepared you for this. You've seen this more times than you've seen dead imps. You're prepared. And there's one important thing you have learned from your movie-going experiences.

Never, ever go first.]

WELL, THEN, LET'S HEAR YOUR CASE.

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

[You're glad he put the TIMETURNTABLES away, because if he had to cheat to know what to say, he would be disqualified in this COURT OF LOVE.]

Y34H
OF COURS3 1 DO

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

[You're hesitant because you did say no one leaves the room until this is finished. But...]

...OK4Y
YOU H4V3 THR33 M1NUT3S
4ND 4LL T1M3-TR4V3LLY STUFF ST4YS H3R3

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

[You wait for the COOLKID to get to the point.]

1/3

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

2/3

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]

[youmustlickit]

[There were a lot of things you were expecting him to say, but that wasn't really any of them. You are struck momentarily SPEECHLESS.]

[updatefuckass]

[You are similarly speechless, but recover after a moment. Much faster than Terezi, letting you get this off first.]

YOU
YOU LITTLE SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

[bethecoolkid.livejournal.com]