[ITP: Dealing with problems!]

[youmustlickit]

[Following this thread, you've filled up your SYLLADEX with a couple of changes of clothes, some scalemates, and your laptop, and headed for your MOIRAIL'S CABINHIVE.

Now you're standing outside the door and knocking.]

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[youmustlickit]

[You're glad he put the TIMETURNTABLES away, because if he had to cheat to know what to say, he would be disqualified in this COURT OF LOVE.]

Y34H
OF COURS3 1 DO

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[youmustlickit]

[You're hesitant because you did say no one leaves the room until this is finished. But...]

...OK4Y
YOU H4V3 THR33 M1NUT3S
4ND 4LL T1M3-TR4V3LLY STUFF ST4YS H3R3

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[youmustlickit]

[You wait for the COOLKID to get to the point.]

1/3

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2/3

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[youmustlickit]

[There were a lot of things you were expecting him to say, but that wasn't really any of them. You are struck momentarily SPEECHLESS.]

[updatefuckass]

[You are similarly speechless, but recover after a moment. Much faster than Terezi, letting you get this off first.]

YOU
YOU LITTLE SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

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[updatefuckass]

NO.
FUCK OFF.
DO YOU EVEN REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
OR ARE YOU JUST SO STUPID YOU WANT US TO KILL YOU FOR THAT?

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[updatefuckass]

SO WHAT
THE STUPID SHITTY NOOKLICKING HUMAN DOESN'T NEED US?
TOO FUCKING GOOD FOR US?
WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN'T I JUST RIP OUT YOUR BLOOD PUMP RIGHT NOW?

[youmustlickit]

D4MM1T 1 S41D NO M41M1NG

1/?

[updatefuckass]

FINE.
I'LL DO IT.
I'LL SIT DOWN AND OBEY THIS STUPID BULLSHIT.
SO KEEP YOUR AURICULAR HOLES OPEN AND LISTEN UP.

[updatefuckass]

WHEN EVERYTHING WAS BACKWARDS.
WHEN WE WERE HUMANS AND THE HUMANS WERE TROLLS.
THE HUMAN KARKAT
NO.
FUCK IT.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
ME.
BACK THEN, WHEN I WAS HUMAN.
AND HAD ALWAYS BEEN HUMAN.
I WAS AN ANGRY LITTLE SHIT OVER SOMETHING THAT DIDN'T MATTER.
THE SAME AS NOW, I GUESS.
BUT AS A HUMAN, IT WAS DIFFERENT.
I WAS A REAL LEADER.
I HAD REACHED THE GOD TIER.
I HAD OVERCOME EVERYTHING, I THOUGHT.
BUT NONE OF IT MATTERED.
BECAUSE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERED WAS THAT I WAS WITH YOU.
THAT WAS ALL I NEEDED TO BE HAPPY.

[updatefuckass]

BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS.
BECAUSE I'M NOT THAT KARKAT.
I'M A TROLL.
OUR FUCKED-UP STUPID RACE
THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING BUT FIGHT AMONGST OURSELVES AND KILL EACH OTHER.
FROM BIRTH UNTIL DEATH, THE INSTINCTS IN OUR BUBBLING THINK PANS TELL US TO CONQUER
FIGHT
WIN
KILL
TAKE
EVEN A FUCKED-UP MUTANT HAS THAT.
BUT WHEN I'M WITH YOU
I CAN FORGET THAT.
I CAN IGNORE IT.
I CAN FEEL
I GUESS
I CAN FEEL PEACE.
AND THAT IS SOMETHING I
EVEN IF IT MAKES ME WEAK
EVEN IF IT MEANS I'M NOT THE GREAT LEADER I WANT TO BE
PRETEND TO BE
I WANT THAT.
I NEED THAT.

done

[updatefuckass]

BUT I STILL HAVE THOSE INSTINCTS.
EVEN IF I'M A FREAK AND MUTANT
I'M STILL A TROLL.
AND I WON'T LET YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME.
JUST BEING HANDED A WIN
I WON'T ACCEPT THAT.
IT'S NOT OUR NATURE.
THERE ISN'T A TROLL IN HISTORY WHO WOULD BE HAPPY WITH THIS.
YOU'RE FUCKING LOOKING DOWN ON US.
I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY.
AND I WON'T LET YOU LOOK DOWN ON US.
I WILL NOT JUST SIT HERE AND BE HANDED THIS.
EITHER GET UP AND MAKE YOUR CASE FOR REAL.
OR WE'LL GO OUTSIDE AND ALL OF THIS WILL HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING.
YOUR FUCKING CHOICE.

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[updatefuckass]

[You begin to sputter incoherently from rage.]

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[youmustlickit]

[> Terezi: Attempt to say anything at all.

Your attempt is an overwhelming failure. You've never been this quiet in all of your six sweeps.]

[updatefuckass]

[Your ability to use words ditched this shitty 13-year-old drama a while ago.]

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